Scene: Chad is on the couch with a freshly bathed Lola (dog). Eli is snugggling into Lola's neck and points at one of her nipples.
Eli: Madeline dared me to suck on one of those once. There was no milk that came out.
Chad: Sick! Eli do not ever do that again.
Eli: But Madeline dared me!
Madeline: Yeah, he was being a puppy.