Madeline: Mom, how did Michael Jackson die? Did he kill himself?
Me: He allegedly died from a drug overdose. He was on a lot of prescription drugs that probably shouldn't be taken together. His doctor gave them to him anyway.
Me: Because he was Michael Jackson.
Chad: Because he paid his doctor and because his doctor cared more about money than taking care of his patient.
Madeline: Is Ozzy Osbourne still alive?
Eli: Is Fabio still alive?