Sunday, January 2, 2011

car talk

Madeline: Mom, how did Michael Jackson die? Did he kill himself?

Me: He allegedly died from a drug overdose. He was on a lot of prescription drugs that probably shouldn't be taken together. His doctor gave them to him anyway.

Madeline: Why?

Me: Because he was Michael Jackson.

Chad: Because he paid his doctor and because his doctor cared more about money than taking care of his patient.

Madeline: Is Ozzy Osbourne still alive?

Me: Yes.

Eli: Is Fabio still alive?

2 comments:

The Kimlers said...

hilarious... i <3 your family car talk!!! Hope things are going well!

b.a. said...

haha, Hilarious. it cracks me up that they even know these names! fabio!??! hahaha.