Madeline: Mom, how did Michael Jackson die? Did he kill himself?
Me: He allegedly died from a drug overdose. He was on a lot of prescription drugs that probably shouldn't be taken together. His doctor gave them to him anyway.
Madeline: Why?
Me: Because he was Michael Jackson.
Chad: Because he paid his doctor and because his doctor cared more about money than taking care of his patient.
Madeline: Is Ozzy Osbourne still alive?
Me: Yes.
Eli: Is Fabio still alive?
2 comments:
hilarious... i <3 your family car talk!!! Hope things are going well!
haha, Hilarious. it cracks me up that they even know these names! fabio!??! hahaha.
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